A London Agency for Asian and Oriental Escorts, from the top London Asian Escort Aisha.
Welcome to Invasian Escorts, the brainchild of the legendary Asian escort in London, Aisha. For the last two years, this has been the agency for punters serious about their number one hobby, the search for the ultimate experiences with the best Asian escorts London is home to.
Meet Aisha
lovingly referred to as the Super-girl of London's Asian escorts. Regarded by serious punting enthusiasts around the globe as the finest Asian escort London has been home to in modern times.
London in 2007
With her superb quality of service and her uncompromising work ethic, news of Aisha's abilities spread quickly. Other Oriental escorts were in awe when working with Aisha for the first time.
April 2010
Aisha launchs her very own Asian escorts London agency called Aisha Invasian. Her reputation for amazing service and honesty meant her agency was much welcomed by punters of Oriental escorts in London
Our Newest selection of Escorts for your consideration
Our newest girls for your consideration. To keep standards high, Aisha collects feedback on all new joiners for at least 1 month before deciding whether to grant them full Invasian status. During this review period, promotional in-call rates starting at £135/hour are in effect till their service quality can be verified.
15-May-2012: Promotion withdrawn after threats to our new Asian escorts
Over the weekend Aisha was made aware that the new girls had received threats and were subject to intimidation by several of the well established agencies of Asian escorts in London. Rivals took objection to the promotional rate. Not wanting further bullying of the girls, Aisha has withdrawn the promotion. In fact the promotion started in October 20, 2011
Escorts that provide "Full-Service"
Those that have chosen to advertise themselves as capable of providing a 'Full-Service' including A-Level, CIM and OWO. For more details or requests please call in for further clarification.
Our "A-Level Experts®"
Unlike other agencies, Aisha understands what punters expect of a great A Level escort. These are service providers deemed to be 'A-Level Experts', a term Aisha pioneered the use of whilst tyring to describe the best A-Level girls. This title is given to a provider after an overwhelming amount of independent feedback on their A-Level service confirms so.
Our "P.S.E." Escorts
London escorts that establish themselves as talented in offering more "hardcore" services are said to provide a Porn Star Experience (PSE). As the definition of a PSE service is subjective, you are advised to read up on reviews/field-reports/forums to hear other punters' experiences of time spent with the service provider. Also you may call in for further information as to the suitability of each escort in meeting your envisaged experience.
Asian "G.F.E." Experience
Concerning the issue of intimacy felt between an escort and her client, an escort talented in the art of providing a true Girl Friend Experience is highly sought after. An Asian escort who provides a GFE typifies the concept of an Oriental fantasy.
Petite
Our escorts that have a petite physique. Dress sizes of 6 to 8, and height at most 5ft 3inches.
Busty
Those of particularly large bust sizes, ranging from 34C and above. PLEASE NOTE: This includes both girls with enhanced breasts (silicone implants) and those who have natural busts.
Natural
Only those with natural breasts. PLEASE NOTE: This includes some who are naturally busty.
Dominatrix
Providers capable of offering a dominatrix service whilst being in the dominant / "on-top" role. PLEASE NOTE: there are no providers offering a sub / bottom / receiving role. From experience, Aisha knows it takes a certain resolve with an unflintching role-play ability and a deep-rooted kinky imagination to provide pleasure through pain. Hence shown are escorts who have previously provided such booking requests successfully.
Most Agencies...
deem the inclusion of a photo in PVC outfit suffices to proclaim an escort can do dom.
Inexperienced
don't share your kinky tastes so how can they understand what you want?
Take advice from the Best: Book the best
Aisha’s service is hard to match. That’s why so many of her clients ask her for advice on the quality provided by other girls.
She knows exactly which escorts are best suited to any particular punting experience. Building a strong relationship with each escort enables recommendations to be backed by Aisha’s experience.
Bespoke Escort Services
Just as Aisha practiced with her own clients, effort put in to getting to know you will make possible the recommending of the IDEAL escort.
The bigger picture
Aisha knows how to meet the demands clients to achieve an excellent level of satisfaction. Beyond client facing situations she knows in depth the issues faced by an escort down to the tiniest details that must be overcome to deliver an excellent service. Most clients and agencies overlook this. Most agencies choose to ignore this.
Why trust an agency owner whose past is unknown, maybe operating under guises of multiple agencies.
Aisha never used other names nor did she allow the copying of her name for exploitation of her reputation.
Its not that simple
Our duties dont end after making an appointment for you. We work with clients following appointments to help them better understand what direction to take in their life-journey of sexual experiences.
Men are complicated!
Going forward we hope our clients appreciate that an enjoyable appointment is founded on an interaction with another person, perhaps requiring an adjustment in their expectations.
Escorts are people
Different Goals
Unlike other agencies Aisha will pass up the opportunity to make a quick buck. If she feels an escort is unsuitable for a client's request she will not make the appointment. Likewise should a caller have a bad attitude or is the sort that makes an escort job an unhappy one, she refuses the booking request.
Money isn't everything.
The Meat-market way
Other Asian escorts London agencies operate a mass-market quick turnover approach. List as many possible escorts as they can with no thought on the actual service available from each provider. Profiles are thin in content, pre-written templates ensuring the cheapest solution to publishing in the quickest way. Quick cycles of new girls push bad ones further down the gallery page, no acceptance of responsibility for the punters bad experiences.
Del-Boy mentality
By gaining a high position on an internet search engine they don't have to care about bookings going awry as they can capitalise on high turnover of the customer base. Names are quickly reused to help mix things up. If things get really bad, the agency owner simply opens another website, changes a few background colours and starts off the operation all over again.
Quantity does not mean Quality
Yes comparatively we have a lower number of escorts than our competitors. Receive exactly the same applications from escorts, but Aisha bases acceptance on far stringent criteria.
Boutique escorts agency
Aisha wants only the best escorts that she will have no hesitation to book for her clients. She spends more effort, time and money on developing the profiles of escorts that show promise and receive continuous positive feedback. Great service acheived through sheer hard work and effort should get the exposure that escort deserves. This approach can be more expensive to implement on a per provider basis than the meat-market approach.
Different business model
However, commitment to upholding this quality service ethic can see a high level of bookings earned subject to lower volatility and even with consistency.
So why no Monkey-see Monkey-do?
Other agencies can't implement this approach: don't have Aisha's level of experience working as an escort, her understanding of clients' needs or the decency and respect she shows towards other escorts.
£££ Price Match £££
If you can find the same escort listed with us available from another agency at a lower rate we will match and adjust our rate offered to you. When calling to make a booking please let us know. We will have to verify that the listing/agency offering the lower rate is authentic and also that the rate is available to the general public, not just a special rate only available to you.
££ Pic-Punter® ££
While you are browsing through our images why not take a minute to write up a description of the photo? Write what you feel: you can be funny, serious or even express how horny the photo makes you! While you are on a single photo post, you can scroll down below the photo details to find a comment box. Enter your description there, along with your punting alias and email. Click Submit.
Pic-Punter® 10pics = £10 OFF, 100pics = £10 OFF next 10 bookings
Should ten of your descriptions get used you will qualify for a £10 discount of your next 1hr incall booking. If you get 100 image descriptions approved then you will be eligible for £10 off your next 10 incall bookings. Remember: use the same email address every time you submit a description; provide email address when booking to receive your discount.
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CALLING VERSUS TEXT ENQUIRIES
– Calling is the preferred method over texting, in some cases we will not be able to secure your booking request unless you call in, especially if you are a new client.
Minmum notice time – 15mins for incalls.
On weekdays, avoid disappointment by booking in the morning prior to 11am.
Outcalls 40-45mins
is standard across London agencies.
Correct format for sending a text request- Polite, Include Who, Time, duration and your Name.
Example of correct format:
"Hi I would like to book (escort-name) at 5pm today for one hour. Thanks, John"
Examples of an unacceptable text:
"I'm in Paddington and very hard, are you free?" (*Actual text)
Aisha's male receptionist may take you up on your offer, you have been warned!
Questions regarding services
- please CALL for clarification of the suitable escorts that may meet your desired experience, PRIOR to making a booking.
Remember we will not answer texts that don't include your name or don't specify a booking time, duration or service provider.
DO NOT ASK FOR ANY ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
This is not a pharmacy. Aisha reccomends you to try Boots or Superdrugs, they have good customer loyalty schemes.
DO NOT USE DISRESPECTFUL LANGUAGE
Aisha's agency has two aims, to provide the punters with the best girls, and provide the girls with the best punters.
Be a Punter not a Cunter!
DON'T ASK ABOUT VISITING WITH YOUR FRIEND
- surely you don't need to hold your best friend's hand every where you go, if so, time to grow up.
Further requests or questions
– please try and resolve any queries regarding services, rates, flexibility of booking time and duration prior to confirming an appointment - CALL in to discuss.
Advance Escort Bookings - Must Confirm
Procedure as with on day bookings. However, prior to 10am on the day of the booking you will be required to call in to confirm that you wish to keep the appointment. (Sometimes text is permitted.)
Should we not hear from you we will not be able to guarantee the booking. As we refrain from contacting clients outside of direct replies, we will assume you do not wish to keep the appointment.
Your Privacy
We refrain from contacting clients unless a last resort. This may occur on the booking day prior to the appointment to give notice of an alteration, a cancellation or some other emergency that will affect your appointment.
After the booking we will not contact you unless in an immediate reply via text message to any feedback or comments that you may text in following your appointment.
Outcall Escort Bookings - Hotels Only
Please note we only provide outcall services to Hotels. Private residences are not catered for.
To verify the outcall location it is a requirement that you answer a call made to you by us via your hotel room phone.
Hotel name, room number and your LAST NAME are required
Hotel reception ask us to confirm knowledge of the guest's surname prior to allowing our call through.
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Escorts in London are available throughout the night, some offer 24-hour escort services. Most public transport services in London do not. Taxis can take you to your appointment with an Oriental escort. Be safe and use a licensed taxi.
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